Why Boys get Blocked:

Why Boys get Blocked:
Boy:What's your Name??
Girl: Palak and you?
Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!*
Girl : Hello i am Khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam
bharosa agarbati....kon e kone me
khusbu faila de
*BLOCKED!!!*
Boy: Hi, whats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!*
Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..! *Gets
Blocked Instantly*
Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED!!!*
Boy: Aaj mausam achha h mall
chalte he.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge,
hawan karenge.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: Have a Good Day. Boy: No
thank you... I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi
Sinha's forehead. *BLOCKED!!!*
Girl puts up her status :
"waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS ".
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ? *BLOCKED!!!
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure Boy-
My Bajaj Pulsar *Reported as
spam* *Blocked Forever*
After fight: Girl: Tum mujhe
manaate hi nahin!
Boy: Tum kya ho?
Diwali ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*