India ka macchar

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar
kaat rahe the...
Usne gusse mein lights off kar di, taki
Machhar use dhondh na paayen.
Tabhi room mein ek jugnu aaya.
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Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar
sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai....!!!

Undertaker aaya tha ye kaand karne..

Girlfriend : I am pregnant..
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Boyfriend : Is it mine ?
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Girlfriend : Nahi BC,Undertaker aaya
tha ye kaand karne..

sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai.

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 sardar helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot: Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Sardar: Ye Qurbani mein dunga kyunki mein sardar hu! Bajao taaliyaan!

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor. bano ya Engineer, sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai.

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!

Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi

10 saal baad… Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the

Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane….

Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe

Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi…
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi..
Ke Achanak Boss ne puchha:
‘Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan-Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren’

Secretary sharmate hue boli: Sir, jese aap ki marzi

Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do..

Na dosto Na.
Gande post
Impossible…

1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…

Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…

Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.

Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’

What will you have sir???

Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir???

Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao

AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu!
Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!

Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Chadenge jab pyare rang,
ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara..
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Bole to ekdum jhakaas

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
*Happy Holi*

Happy & Colorful Holi.

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & Colorful Holi.

FOKAT KI DADAGIRI

5 panchi ek daal pe baithe the,
ek sikari aaya ek ko mar diya,
3 udh gaye ek wahi baitha raha,

kyu ?

bas aapki tarah,

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FOKAT KI DADAGIRI

SHAYARI OF A THIEF!

SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai
Dosto
Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!

Aahista bolo Aawaj yahan tk aa rhi hai

Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
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Aahista bolo
Aawaj yahan tk aa rhi hai
Ab Ho to ho
sbko btana jruri hai kya.

Bura Na mano Holi Hai

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Bura Na mano Holi Hai

Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.

ye kya?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Holi Mubarak!

Me janha janha jata hoon,
Mujhe tera hi chahera dikhta hai,

are nahi, Nahi isme tumahra koi kusur nahi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangile hai,

Holi Mubarak!

Wish u all a very colourful holi

Aaz is azadi ke awasar par hame ye rakhi ka tyohar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon me deepak jalane chahiye kyonki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko maar kar amerika ko aazad karaya tha, Isliye aap sabhi ko ek baar phir janamdin ki shubhkamnaye. Hota hai hota hai anyway Wish u all a very colourful holi!

Please dont drink BHAANG

Wish u all a very HAPPY DIWALI,
Enjoy diwali with colors and crackers,
Please dont drink BHAANG
Maine bhi nahi pee hai ;)
Aap bhi mat peena
...Take care
& once again
wish u all MERRY CHRISTMAS
& HAPPY BIRTHDAY

WISH U VERY HAPPY HOLI

Dekho Ji.!
Saaf kehna Sukhi Rehna!
Abhi Msg Kar Diye He,
Q ki kal 1 rupya Katega 
WISH U VERY
@HAPPY HOLI@
Tyohar Apni Jagah he,
aur Bill Apni Jagah.
SAMJHE