TIMEs OF INDIA

Girl - What are you doing ? 
Boy- I was doing a job with TIMEs OF INDIA.. but now I left job. 
Girl-Oh God why? . . . . . . 
Boy-kaun sala subah subah uthe aur paper daalne jaaye..!

Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli 7 kaise..? . . . Socho, . . . Read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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. Arre yaar, Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai. 

Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!

Arz kiya hai

1KAVI garibi se tang akar Daaku Ban gya Daaka dalne 1bank me gya or kaha, Arz kiya hai. Takdir me jo hai whi Milega, Hands Up koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. Kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal do, Jo kuch bhi tumhare paas hai jaldi se is bag me daal do. Bahut koshish karta hu uski yaad bhulane ki, Koi koshish na kre police ko bulane ki. Bhula de mujhko kya jata hai tera, Me goli maar dunga jo kisi ne picha kiya mera..

stunts are performed only by professionals

Open your books , switch off your mobiles and start studying
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The above stunts are performed only by professionals ...
please don't try this at home !