India ka macchar

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar
kaat rahe the...
Usne gusse mein lights off kar di, taki
Machhar use dhondh na paayen.
Tabhi room mein ek jugnu aaya.
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Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar
sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai....!!!

Undertaker aaya tha ye kaand karne..

Girlfriend : I am pregnant..
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Boyfriend : Is it mine ?
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Girlfriend : Nahi BC,Undertaker aaya
tha ye kaand karne..

sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai.

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 sardar helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.

Pilot: Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!

Sardar: Ye Qurbani mein dunga kyunki mein sardar hu! Bajao taaliyaan!

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!

Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!

MORAL: Doctor. bano ya Engineer, sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai.

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye

Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal hogaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua!

Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. Jis-se tumahri manokamna poori hogi

10 saal baad… Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacche the

Pandit: Mubarak ho ! baccho ke papa kaha hai..??
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane….

Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe

Ek Secretary apne boss ke sath train trip pe ja rahi thi…
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi..
Ke Achanak Boss ne puchha:
‘Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono Miyan-Biwi Ki Tarah Guzaaren’

Secretary sharmate hue boli: Sir, jese aap ki marzi

Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do..

Na dosto Na.
Gande post
Impossible…

1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…

Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…

Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.

Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’

What will you have sir???

Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir???

Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao

AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu!
Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!

Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Chadenge jab pyare rang,
ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara..
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!