BF & GF dono hans rahe the

 BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi BF achanak se chup ho jata h

GF:kya hua?

BF:kuch ni

GF:batao na kuch to hua?

BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gayia

Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..

Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..

Boy - Hello Jan I love U..

Ladki - Sachi..

Boy - Really..

Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz...

Boy - Sorry behen wrong number..

Test ur chemisry knowledge:

Test ur chemisry knowledge: Which weapon can b 

made with tungston,iodine & iron=WIFE. 

(W+I+Fe)

Real Story from Assam.

Real Story from Assam.

1 Ladka & Ladki pyar karte the.

Ladki k Bap ko pata chal gaya.

Wo gusse me bijli ki wire Ladki ki badan pe rakhne hi wala tha k achanak.

Bijli chali gai.

Ladka chillaya-

Tarun Gogoi jindabad

MORAL-

Agar saccha h apka pyar,To sath h Apke

Assam Sarkar..

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?

Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.

Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.

mirchi lagi hai

drame baad mein kar liyo.

Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.

Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.

NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas The book of Jokes ke sms aate hai.

Bhakt: Haanji

Baba: Reply karte ho

Bhakt: Nahi

Baba: Roj reply karo..

Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.

PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar

PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar ladke se pucha ki konsa station he???

ladka: no. dogi to bataunga....

ladki: oh,ho mumbai aa gaya....

1 Ladka 1 phool le kar ladki k

1 Ladka 1 phool le kar ladki k pass gaya.

ladki ne use kiss kar liya.

wo ghabra k bhaga to ladki ne pucha-kya huwa?

Ladka- Guldasta lene ja raha hoon.

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi'

Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahee..

GirL to another girl:

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'

Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"

&

BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"

Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya h

2nd woman- hame dar h ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye

3rd woman-tum sab fikra kyu karti ho hum to india me rahte hai na...

BF- ♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar

BF- ♥ Tum Muje___ kitna pyar____ krti ho ♥

GF- ♥ Chaha H jise chaht se zyada___ ♥

 Samja H jise khud se zyada_____ ♥

Bharosa H jispe______ ♥ sabse zyada______ ♥ 

Tu hi H wo "HARAMZADA"

Breaking News-Petrol prices up Rs by 7.50

Breaking News-Petrol prices up Rs by 7.50

Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Car owner - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai, jalana hai !!'

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!

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GF:Honey Where Are You?

BF:I'm At The Bank.

GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000

Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000

To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy

A Dress.

BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The

"Bank"Of A River..!!

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :

"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:

"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Girls Live Longer Than Boys

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys???? .. 

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Scientific Studies Have Proved That .. 

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"SHOPPING" 

Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . 

.. 

"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

If Facebook Get Banned

If Facebook Get Banned, 

You Will See People Roaming , 

In The Streets 

With Their Picture In Their Hands 

Crying & Screaming .. 

"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P XP

Definition Of Laziness

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS : 

Its A Talent Of Taking Rest Before U Get Tired.. 

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Bcoz 

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :) 

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Be Lazy Go Crazy....XP ;)

Dear Lays Chips

|Lays'O'Lays| 

Dear Lays Chips , 

You Forgot To Include One Thing Under The Ingredients 

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Air =D

Press All The Keys Softly

Dear Computer Users, 

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards The Other Keys Of Keyboard! 

But Why Do You Press All The Keys Softly & Hit Me With Your Full Power? 

Yours Sincerely, Enter Key :D

I Want To Be A Millionaire

Boy: 

"I Want To Be A Millionaire. 

Just Like My Dad...!" 

Girl: 

"Wow, Your Dad's A 

Millionaire...?" 

Boy: 

"No, But He Always Wanted 

To Be...." =P =D

Height Of Fb Addiction

Height Of Fb Addiction: 

A Boy's FACEBOOK Status- 

I'm Online On Fb Durin Lecture. Haha 

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Comment 4m His Teacher: 

Get Out Of D Class Now:) 

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PRINCIPLE Lykd Cmmnt..:-P

Full kaminapan

Full kaminapan 

1st friend: 

Can I use your phone to call my girlfriend ? 

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2nd friend: 

ya sure, 

just redial....

Sir walked up to the Hottest Girl in the class and kissed her.

Sir walked up to the Hottest Girl in the class and kissed her.

Then he addressed the class said :

See students AIDS does not spread by kissing.

Students: Sir,

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Please show us how it spreads...

why do girls wear red lipstick on their lips?

why do girls wear red lipstick on their lips?

just to tell the guys this is not the right hole.

Ek shaks dost ki shadi mein gaya

Ek shaks dost ki shadi mein gaya, Doston ne usay buhut mara

Per kyon?

Pepsi pee kar dulhay se bol raha hai k,

Suhag raat k liye mujhe bhi sath le chalo…!!!

Dracula used to drink

1912: Dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood... 

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2012: He's dying of hunger!

Sexiest message on Girl’s T-shirt

Sexiest message on Girl’s T-shirt

Sirf sochne se nahi,

Sirf dekhne se nahi,

Kuch karne se bada hota hai..

aur khada hota hai..

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!

INSAAN..

Man to nurse: agar ladka ho to kehna ke,

Man to nurse: agar ladka ho to kehna ke,

 Pappu paas ho gaya aur ladki ho to kehna Pappu fail ho gaya.

 Thodi dair baad...........

Nurse: Pappu ko supplimentary aayi hai.

Lady on phone

Lady on phone: I think you are the father of one of my kids
Man: Oh God! are you Ms Khan? Ms Naidu? Ms Kumar?
Lady in total confusion: No, I am your son'sclass teacher.

Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy2.Oh! I know her

Boy1:How?

Boy2:v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:What the hell?

Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Education Spoils Our Commonsense

Universal TRUTH We Learnt

"Sun Rises In The East"

Fact:-

"Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets, Only Earth Rotates"

Moral

"Education Spoils Our Commonsense"

When Parents Care

When Parents Care... We Call It Restriction!! 

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When Boyfriend/Girlfriend Restricts... 

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Oh My God... He Is So "Caring"..

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Boy Walked Up To Him, 

Little Boy: 

"Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?" 

Teacher: 

"No I Am Not Sleeping In Class." 

Little Boy: 

"What Were You Doing Sir ?" 

Teacher: 

"I Was Talking To God." 

Why Hairs Are White

KID :- Why Some Of Ur Hair Are 

White Dad ? 

DAD : - Every Time A Son Make His Dad 

Unhappy , 

One Of His Father's Hair Turns White ..... 

... ... KID :- Now Understand Why 

Grandpa's Hairs Are All White...

Money Doesnt Grow On Trees

MOM ALWAYS SAID... 

"Money Doesn't Grow On Trees" 

Mom!!!! Money Is Made From 

Paper & Paper Comes From Trees. 

Therefore Your Argument Is 

Invalid

Girl Friend Is In Mcdonald

The Best Place To 

Breakup With Your 

Girl Friend Is In McDonald 

There Are Sharp 

Knives & Forks 0r 

Heavy Plates 

& 

You Can Always Hide Behind 

A Fat Kid ... =P =D 

Hundred Dollar Bill.

A: Why Are You Late? 

B: There Was A Man Who Lost A Hundred Dollar Bill. 

A: That's Nice. Were You Helping Him Look For It? 

B: No, I Was Standing On It.

Accident With His New Ferrari

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. 

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Policemen Arrives. 

. 

Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! 

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Police Replied:- You're Suchmaterialistic. 

You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left 

Arm Has Been Cut Off. 

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Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.) 

OMG! My Rolex Watch!.

A Pizza And An Apple

A Pizza And An Apple Were Thrown Down From The 15th Floor. 

Which Will Reach Down First? 

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Ans:The Pizza,As It's Fast Food! Lol XD

Class Room Is Like A Train

Class Room Is Like A Train 

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1st Two Benches R Reserved For VIP . . 

Nxt Two Benches R General Coach 

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A Woody Joke..

A Woody Joke.. 

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What Wood Happn If U Had A Wooden Car, 

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With Wooden Seats 

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Wooden Tyres.. 

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And A Wooden Engine? 

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It Wooden't Start..! :D

Boy: Where Are You Going?

Boy: Where Are You Going?  Girl: For Suicide..  Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?  Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper....XD