Classic Insult :

Classic Insult :
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Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog on Facebook..
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Girl commented :"Which one
is you?"
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Boy replied :"The One holding
you..";) :P :D

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gyi...

Dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gyi...
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jab light gyi aur kaam wali bai
boli..
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what d hell is dis
u dnt hv inverter...:p :O :D

Ek din 1 Lady tota kharidne gyi

Ek din 1 Lady tota kharidne gyi
Lady- iski kya khasiyat hai.......??
Dukandar- ye bolta hai
Lady ne Tote se pucha- main kaisi lagti hu.......??
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Tota- Saali kamini charecter less lagti hai
Lady- ye to bahot batmeez tota hai..:/
Dukandar tota ko andar le gaya orzor se pani me
duba ke pucha, bol ab gaali dega....??
Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga.
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Wo use bahar le gaya or Lady se kaha ab puchiye.......? ?
Lady-agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya
sochoge....??
Tota-apka pati hai
Lady-agar 2sra
Tota-apka pati aur uska bhai
Lady-agar 3sra aaya to
Tota-pati dever aur bhai...?
Lady-agr 4th aaya to....?
Tota- Jaa pani le be,
maine to pehle hi kaha tha saali character less hai..:D

After breakup:

After breakup:
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Girl:"Kamine maine jo wallet,
watch,
deo,tshrt,
jeans, belts, shoes diye the sab
wapas kar..
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Boy:"Tu petrol wapis kar
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Girl:"kya me apne janu se mazak
bhi nahi kar
shakti :p:O :D

papa Aapki Shaadi Majburi Me

BETA:" papa Aapki Shaadi Majburi Me
Hui
na ??
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PAPA:" Haan, Tujhe Kaise Pata ??
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BETA:" Wo Actually Aapki Shadi Or Meri
Date of
Birth me Sirf 6 Mahine ka fark
hai... :p :O :D :D
Dad Shocks.. ;-))

Girls ki Shopping

Girls ki Shopping :)
Kharidna kuch nahi hota,
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Bas,
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> Oye, Ye dekhooooooooo,
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> Wow, Wo to
dekhooooooooooo,
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> Ye kya he,
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> Wo kya he,
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> Ye kitnay ka he ???
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> Wo kitnay ka he ???
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5 ghantay lagati hain,
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Phir GOL-GAPPAY kha k
Or DUPATTA Peeko kerwa k wapis
aa jati

maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?
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Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki
kitab likhi hai...
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Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe
kya likha?
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Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1
raja ghode par baith ke jungal
ki taraf chala, aur akhri page
pe likha ke wo raja jungle
pahuch gaya..
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Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 panno pe kya
likha?
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Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.. Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik......... ....

Do you believe in life after death?

Boss to an Employee: "Do you believe in life after death?"
Employee: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
Boss: "Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you."

This is called real bhaukal......

This is called real bhaukal..........
Ram aur Raavan Bada serious yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .
Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k. 
Ram: Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,
kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne de yaar,
itni si baat pe tuney Rajnikanth ko bula liya....