"DHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

Jaadu got married to a girl on earth,
On next morning after wedding nite,
girl asked..

"Puri raat nikal gayi,tumne kuch kiya q nahi?"
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Jaadu replied,
"DHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

Safety Tip for Winters !!

Safety Tip for Winters !!
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Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
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throw water on d mirror & say- " Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!  

Bahaduri kya hai ???.

Bahaduri kya hai ???.
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Der raat Jab aap frnds k party
k baad
ghr aao..
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Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar
khadi ho.............
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Or Aap pucho: hey mom, abhi
tak
jhaadu lga rhi ho

Jeevan me 1 baat yaad rakhna,

Jeevan me 1 baat yaad rakhna,
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Aansu pochne wale kai mil jayenge,
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Nak pochne koi nhi aata,
Isliye THAND aa gayi hai apna dhyan
rakhna...