kiss kya kar li

Dad to Son : Son Why do
you look so upset ?
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Son : I Can't tell you Dad.
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Dad : Treat me as your
friend.
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Son : Yaar kal date par
kiss kya kar li,
teri bhabhi naraaz ho gayi
hai..!!

Why Boys get Blocked:

Why Boys get Blocked:
Boy:What's your Name??
Girl: Palak and you?
Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!*
Girl : Hello i am Khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam
bharosa agarbati....kon e kone me
khusbu faila de
*BLOCKED!!!*
Boy: Hi, whats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!*
Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..! *Gets
Blocked Instantly*
Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED!!!*
Boy: Aaj mausam achha h mall
chalte he.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge,
hawan karenge.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: Have a Good Day. Boy: No
thank you... I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi
Sinha's forehead. *BLOCKED!!!*
Girl puts up her status :
"waiting for CHENNAIEXPRESS ".
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ? *BLOCKED!!!
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure Boy-
My Bajaj Pulsar *Reported as
spam* *Blocked Forever*
After fight: Girl: Tum mujhe
manaate hi nahin!
Boy: Tum kya ho?
Diwali ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*

THE SUM OF WHICH

A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Live Radio Station

Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki :
Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha
hai ?
R.J: Haan
Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan
Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi
hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan:-|
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun
rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu
aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!

Dabaa k rakh saale ko MAI BHI AATA HU..

2 choohe ped par baithe the
Niche se ek hathi Guzra...
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1 Chooha hathi par gir gya
Tabhi dusra chooha bola....
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Dabaa k rakh saale ko
MAI BHI AATA HU..