In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire. 


A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position. 


The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him 





They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss. 


Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct” 


Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed 


He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine. 


The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“ 


He Got The Job!