Love marriage vs Arranged marriage from a IT perspective

Love marriage vs Arranged marriage from a IT perspective 


Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language, We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, Making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. 





Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted. 


Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client Requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain. 


Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible. 


Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life. 


Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life. 


Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy. 


Arranged Marriage: Product is sold as it is where it is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back.

An Programmer dies and goes to heaven

An Programmer dies and goes to heaven. 


He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name. 





After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself." 


The programmer is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter. 


"It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 160 and still looking so young," says St. Peter. 


The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "160? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40." 


St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"

IT Quotes, Explaining Software and Programmers

IT Quotes, Explaining Software and Programmers 


UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. 
--Dennis Ritchie 


Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. 
--Ralph Johnson 





Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.. 
--Fred Brooks 


It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it. It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. 
-- Steve McConnell Code Complete 


The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt. 
--Bertrand Russell 

If only life could be like computers

If only life could be like computers 


If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! 


To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! 


If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”. 





Hit “any key” to continue life when ready. 


To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. 


To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel. 


To improve your appearance, just adjust the display or contrast settings. 


If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. 


When you lose your car keys, click on “find”. 


“Help” with the chores is just a click away. 


You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your backups to recover from a crash. 


We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately. 


To feel like a new person, click on “refresh”. 


Click on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse. 


To undo a mistake, click on “back”. 


Is your wardrobe getting old? Click “update”. 


You don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete”!

Apple unveils the iPad and now the iPad jokes

Apple unveils the iPad and now the iPad jokes 


There were the good: I'm already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow. 


The bad: I'm not sure how I feel yet about the iTampon ... I mean the iPaps. I mean the iPad. 





iPad it's great, but does it have wings? 


"Will women send their husbands to the Apple store to buy iPads?" 


The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents. 


The 64 gig iPad will forever be known as the "Heavy Flow" model. 


Microsoft’s answer to the iPad is the “Technical Automatic Material Peripheral Onboard Notebook,” or TAMPON. Coming real soon. 


I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad will be unresponsive and seem harsh when you touch it

12 Step Internet Recovery Program

12 Step Internet Recovery Program 




1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 


2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 


3) I will get dressed before noon. 




4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. 


5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived. 


6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. 


7) I will read a book... if I still remember how. 


8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet. 


9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 


10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 


11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet. 


12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... coz the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

The Typical Software Engineers

The Typical Software Engineers 


Day 1 
First Software Engineer: A new girl had joined my project, She has okay looks but not eye-catching :( 
Second Engineer: "Give it sometime she will start looking good to you". 


After 3 days 
First Software Engineer: Yaar, that girl is not that bad either. 
Second Engineer: "Give it sometime she will start looking good to you". 


After one week 
First Software Engineer: Hey dude, I donna what has changed but she has started looking better than before! 
Second Engineer: "Give it some more time she will start looking even better and you will fall for her". 


After 3 weeks 
First Software Engineer: Boss you are a genius, how did you know that I will start liking her so much? 
Second Engineer: "That's very typical of software engineers dear, we are so adjusting……" 

The new macbook air secret

Vintage Computer's a geek can appreciate it

Google Logos and it's many faces

Da Vinci's Birthday 

Earth Day

 Einsteins Birthday 

How to hide your passwords!

"Lux" is the soap of India.

"Lux" is the soap of India. 
"Mrf" is the wheel of India. 
"Amul" is the taste of India. 
"U" are the waste of India. 
"Sender" is the star of India.

AM I CUTE? TEST

AM I CUTE? TEST 


Call, if i m cute 
miss call, if i m Hot 
Text back if i m lovable 
Text a joke if i m charming 
Just ignore if u r jealous

Come like a Horse,

Come like a Horse, 
Sit like a Thief, 
And Go like a King.... 


This Slogan was written on a.. 


Public Toilet Door.

God made daylight n called it the SUN

God made daylight n called it the SUN


God made entertainment n called it FUN 


God made nightlight n called it the MOON 


God made U n its called CARTOON

come here.... take off ur pants

come here.... take off ur pants and get on top of me.... 


Enjoy me until ur totally satisfied 




lovingly, 
urs TOILET!

There is a gr8 saying... "If u want

There is a gr8 saying... "If u want to be Great, U must walk with Great people" 


Seriously I've no objections, U can walk with me!

A Senior Student During Ragging

A Senior Student During Ragging Says: 
On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife 


Junior Students reply: 
Ok Fine Sir 
But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”

I Luv walking in the rain bcoz nobody

I Luv walking in the rain bcoz nobody knows I'm crying 
(uhh OLD Story) 


. 


. 


New Version 


I Luv walking in the FOG Bcoz no one can SEE I'm SMOKING

Angry Boss: Have u ever seen a

Angry Boss: Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool? 
Employee: (looking down) No, Sir... 
Boss: Don't look down. 
Look at me!!!

A sweet poem especially for you:

A sweet poem especially for you: 


Eat bread with butter. 
Cut pencil with cutter. 
When you forget me, 
You will definitely fall in gutter..

One of the

One of the 
Intelligent 
Monkey 
Mising 
In 
Zoo.! 


Its name is.. 
is.. 
is.. 
is.. 
is. 
is.. 
is! 


Don't worry 
It is not u, 
beCos 


It is intelligent..

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Roses are red; Violets are blue 
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. 
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

When ever u have any problem Just

When ever u have any problem 
Just sing any song then u will realise that your voice is.... 
A lot more worse than ur problem...!

A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,

A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity, 
But Gives More Light. 


Always Smile and Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light...!

Some times

Some times small small things in life hurt a lot....
 If u don't agree with me . . . . . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN

Nice saying

Nice saying 


If money grew on trees..... 
girl's wouldn't mind dating monkeys.

Pupil: I do not think I

Pupil: I do not think I deserved zero on this test! 


. 


. 


. 


Teacher: I agree, but that is the lowest mark I could give you!

Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U Gave Me

Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U Gave Me Was An Insult 


Lady- How Much Should I Tip U 


Driver- Minimum 10/Rupee 


Lady- I Don't Want To Insult U Twice!

Ultimate insult..

Ultimate insult.. 


I Iove your smile becoz.. 


. 
. 
. 
. 
. 
. 


My favorite colour is "YELLOW"

Height of humiliation plus insult.....

Height of humiliation plus insult..... 


A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriend 
. 
. 
. 


U R as useless as an 'ay' in 'okay'....

For those who do not know what is a bucket seat

Our children will never know the link between the two!

The most crazy / unique bar code signs

A router comes into see a doctor

Most Lazy Bums

How to identify a geeks dog

Latest Kalmadi in Tihar Jail

Unfortunately Placed Ad's

Photographers & Photography Madness

Now that's a Angry Bird

iPhone auto correct fails

Photos taken at the right moment

If "CHEMISTRY" students start making films,

If "CHEMISTRY" students start making films, 
the names would like: 


* Tera acid mera base., 
* Rang de Benzene 
* Hamara beaker apke pas hai 
* Life in a Hetero 
* Laga apron me daag 
* 3 test tubes 
* Ajab Estimation ka gajab result 
* Munna bhai HCL 
* My name is ester 
* Mr. Ketone 
* Jab we experiment . . . !

FACEBOOK Ki Yadain...

FACEBOOK Ki Yadain... 


Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, 


Woh Apni commets Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, 


Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, 


Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, 


Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna… 


Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, 


Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or Chat Ki Yadain 

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya? 


Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi 
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete 


Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi 
Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi 


Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi. 
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate 


Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha 
Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy 


Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir 
Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha? 


Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi. 
Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ? 


Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi 

This Generation Girls and Boys thoughts on MARRIAGE !!

This Generation Girls and Boys thoughts on MARRIAGE !! 


I don't need any car 
I don't need a bungalow 
I don't need servants 
I don't need branded clothes "N" 
I don't need hi class food either 
i don't need jewelry 


but I just need a " SINCERE " life partner 


* 
* 
* 
* 
* 
* 
* 


Who can provide me all this...

New Generation - Today's Students

New Generation - Today's Students 


We go to school, to attend "CLASS" . 
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently. 


At home, we have to "STUDY". 
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, TV, Unlimited-sms, Dost, Youtube. 


In class, we're given "HOMEWORK." 
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge. 


While doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK". 
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK 

On the set of KBC...

On the set of KBC... 


A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question. 
He uses phone-a-friend, and chooses 
his girlfriend to ask the answer. 


Amitabh: Hey, you've got 30 seconds 
to answer and your time starts now! 


Boy reads out the question and the 4 options. 


Girl: Mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka? 
Mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! Byeee!! 

Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya

Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya. 


Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola: "Main pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss Airhostess ko kiss karunga..." 


Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe passenger ke paon se takra kar gir padi. 


Buddha passenger yeh nazara dekh bola: "Beti, araam se ja... Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee piyenge!

KAASHHH

KAASHHH 


Dil Me Agar "CPU" Hota To ? - Sabhi Yaadon Ko Save Kar Sakte, 


Dimaag Me Agar "PRINTER" Hota To ?- Khayaalo Ka "PRINT OUT" Nikal Dete, 


Dharkan Me Agar "PEN DRIVE" Hoti To?- Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete , 


Mann Me Jo "BLUETOOTH" Hota To ?- Baaton Ko Transfer Kar Lete, 


Ankhon Me Jo "WEBCAM" Hota To ?- Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte, 


Kaash Zindagi Bhi Ek "COMPUTER" Hoti ?- ToH Restart Kar Lete.. 

Hat-ke New Year Wishes

Hat-ke New Year Wishes 


May your happiness increase like petrol prices. 


May your sorrows fall like the Indian Rupee. 


May joy fill your heart like corruption in India. ;) 


Have the Fabulous Last Day! 


Enjoy what is left of 2011 
and Celeberate Life! :) 

3 Best Ads...

‎3 Best Ads... 


RTO: "Donate blood, but not on Road!" 


Forest Deptt: "Shoot birds with camera, not with gun!" 


Latest: "Fly with KINGFISHER! Not in PLANE, but with BEER!!" 

Agar Doctor film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-

Agar Doctor film banane start kar di to film ka nam hoga-


Paralyzed ho na ho 
Hum blood de chukka sanam 
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai 
Kaho na Diabeteshai 
Hash ap hamara patient hoti 
Pregnant banaya apna 
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU 
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai 
Operation to hona hi tha 
Phir haddi fracture 
Om surgery Om 
Hypertension for you. 

DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY:

DIALOGUE BAAZI in CHEMISTRY: 


* The name is BOND... Covalent Bond! B-) 


* Rishtey mein to hum tumhare Allotrope 
lagte hain, naam hai... Diamond! (*) 


* D-block se darr nahi lagta saheb, F-block se lagta hai! 


* Ek baar jo maine bond toda to main 
Activation Energy ki bhi nahi sunta! :-x 


* Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai! *nerd* 


* Yeh Electron mujhe de de, Carbon! 


* Ek chutki Hydrogen ki keemat tum kya jano, Oxygen babu! 


And... 


And... 


And... 


Thermodynamics abhi baaki hai, mere dost! :-)

An interview with God..

An interview with God.. 


Man: What surprises you most about human kind? 


God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present, nor the future. 


They live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. 

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director

In An Alcohol Factory The Regular Taster Died And The Director Started Looking For A New One To Hire. 


A Drunkard With Ragged – Dirty Look Came To Apply For The Position. 


The Director Of The Factory Wondered How To Send Him Away! They Tested Him 





They Gave Him A Glass With A Drink – He Tried It And Said, “It’s Red Wine, A Muscat, Three Years Old, Grown On A North Slope, Matured In Steel Containers.” That’s Correct Said The Boss. 


Another Glass. “It’s Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, A Southwestern Slope, Oak Barrels” “Correct” 


Now, The Director Was Astonished – Amazed 


He Winked At His Secretary To Suggest Something. She Brought In A Glass Of Urine. 


The Alcoholic Tried It ! “It’s Of A Blonde -26 Years Old- Pregnant ! Probably Third Month Now – And If You Don’t Give Me The Job, I’ll Tell Who The Father Is !“ 


He Got The Job!

Newton new Theory in romantic mood.....

Universal law: 


"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money" 


First law: 





"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy." 


Second law: 


"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance." 


Third law: 


"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping." 

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? 


Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D 
. 
. 


Miss: shut up & get out. 


Babloo: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: very good, batao.. 




Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D 
. 
. 
. 
Miss: u also get out. 


Shamu: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. 
. 
. 
. 
Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai! 
Miss: u also get out. 

Disney Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.


I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.


"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Desert Island Email

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. 


Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.


"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

Computer Term Dictionary

586: 
The average IQ needed to understand a PC. 


State-of-the-art: 
Any computer you can't afford. 


Obsolete: 
Any computer you own. 


Microsecond: 
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. 


G3: 
Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago." 


Syntax Error: 
Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." 

New Viruses on the loose!

Oprah Winfrey virus: 
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.


AT&T virus:
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.


MCI virus: 
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. 


Politically Correct virus: 
Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." 


Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: 
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. 

Gates and Lightbulb

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??
A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.


When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"


He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA 
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


ISDN
It Still Does Nothing


APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity


SCSI
System Can't See It


DOS
Defective Operating System


BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control


IBM
I Blame Microsoft

Buy a Mac

I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. 

I was against it and an argument started. 

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. 

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

You've been programming too long when

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".


When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.


When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.


When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.


When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"


When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.


When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.


When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.


When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.


When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

Is Windows a Virus

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." 


This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:


1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.


As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time


Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money


It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.


Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.


Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.


Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

Agar Bachha Chahiye to Cycle De Do

A cute child prayed God:  “Please give me a cycle”.
But he didn’t got any cycle…
Next day child stole a Lord Ganesha statue & wrote letter to Lord Shiva:  
.
.
“Agar bachha chahiye to cycle lekar Mandir aa jana .. ”   

Nokia to Launch Rajnikant Series Mobile Phones

Nokia is planning to launch Rajinikant ‘R’ Series in 2012 
Features:
*20 sim cards
*1 yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000 megapixel camera
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK 47
and the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G. In 24G u can come out from mobile n talk directly…lol  :D:D !!!!

Ranjikanth is Back Again

Rajnikanth is back

1 baar kanoon ne rajnikanth ko crime karte hue dekh liya.. 

.

.

.

Phir kya

tabse kanoon andha ho gaya. =D

Narmal Baba: Biwi Se Pareshaan Hun

Bhakt: Baba mai apni biwi se bhut pareshan hu, baba mai kya karu? Kuch kripa karo baba…
Baba: hmmm.. To phir tum kya chahte ho?
Bhakt: Baba mai talaak chahta hu….
Baba: Tumhari biwi ThumbsUp piti hai?
Bhakt: Haa babaji…
Baba: To phir kal raat ko use thumbs up pilake mere aashram me chod dena. Aur ek mere liye bhi leke aana. Dusre din tumhari bivi tumhe talaak de dengi.

Nirmal Baba and Super Man

Superman: Baba ji badi dikkat me hu udne me 

puri energy khatam ho jati hain. Koi kripa kariye

Nirmal Baba: Abe chaddi kab se ni badli.

Superman: Ek hafte pehle badli thi.

Nirmal Baba: Din me ya raat me ?

Superman: Raat me babaji

Nirmal Baba: Roj dophar me badlo kripa hogi….