mai kaise paida hua

Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida
hua??
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Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar
rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum
muje mile. 

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Bache ne aisa hi kiya. 
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Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to
usme 1 mendak tha. 

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Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale, 
tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru?
Aulad hai tu meri!.