do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ny saffa khola to uss mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay.
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

having discussion in a bar

Two terrorists 
having discussion in a bar.

The waiter asks them
what the discussion was about ?

Terrorist :- We are
planning to kill 14
thousand people and a donkey..

Waiter :- Why a donkey ?
Then one terrorist says to the other, 
"See I told you nobody will care
about the 14 thousand people

Kya app Fast English Parh Sakte Hain

Kya app Fast English Parh Sakte Hain??
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They my
They they my
A my they na my
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Khullay Nai Hen Maaf Kro BaBa. 

mai kaise paida hua

Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida
hua??
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Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar
rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum
muje mile. 

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Bache ne aisa hi kiya. 
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Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to
usme 1 mendak tha. 

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Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale, 
tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru?
Aulad hai tu meri!.

Ek Sachchi Ghatna Jise Sochkar Insaan Ki

Ek Sachchi Ghatna Jise Sochkar
Insaan Ki
Rooh Tak Kaanp Jaaye,
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Lekin Zaalimo Ke Haath Tak Bhi
Nahi
Kaanpe...
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GWALIOR Ki Ek
17 Saal Ki LADKI,
Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne
Ke The.
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Uske Sage MAMA Ne
Behlaa Fuslaa Kar,
Uska
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"ENGINEERING Ka Form Bharwa Hi
Diya....