A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskeys and downs them in one.

A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskeys and downs them in one.


Barman: What’s up?


Bloke: My youngest son just told me he’s gay.


Next day he goes in and orders 15 double whiskeys.


Barman: What’s up now?


Bloke: Just found out my oldest son is gay!


Next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskeys.


Barman: Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussies?


Bloke: Yes – my wife!