Wakeup n Study

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me..
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But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in
Studies But she Called me again n again..
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I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,
My exam is near plz I want toStudy, I want to Study My Mom Slapped me and
said Stop Dreaming

"Wakeup n Study..:P

FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You
May Go
Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....­?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.. ...

Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karke

Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karke Saara Jeewan
Bigaad Loge..
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Wah... Wah
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Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karke Saara Jeevan
Bigaad Loge..
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Wah... Wah
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Soch Samajh Ke Karoge To Bhi Kya
Ukhaad Loge..??? :D :p