Talking to Wife

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

&

haven't spoken a word..!!!

Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.....

Kohli calls Dhoni...

Kohli calls Dhoni...
Sakshi picks it up
Sakshi : Hello kaun ?
Kohli : Dhoni hai ?
Sakshi : nhi
Kohli : achaa...waise IPL 5 aur IPL
6 ka final kaun haara
maine dekha nhi ?
Sakshi : abe tu hai kaun...tujhe
kitni baaar btaun CSK haar
gyi
Kohli : bs yahi sunne k liye phone
kiya tha...sun k accha
lagta hai...hahaha

Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati
Hai?
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“Vote”
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Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi
Soch
Liya Karo,
Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi
Sochte
Ho.

Last night I had a dream of you

BF Trolled
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Girlfriend : "Last night I had a
dream of you."
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Boyfriend (got excited): "Maine
kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa
ke"
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Girlfriend replied : "We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and
fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone."
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Boyfriend (with luv): "I was
searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2
rupaye lene the"

muh meetha kar lena chahiye

Gf:" m just too fed up from our
daily
fights i jst wanna break up wid u..
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Bf:" ok but first take dis choclate..
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Gf:" Ohh so u dont want me to go,
manaa rhe ho mujhe choclate
deke
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Bf:" nahi re pagal, meri maa kehti
hai kuch shubh
kaam karne se pehle..
muh meetha kar lena chahiye...

Ek murgi market gayi ar kaha

Ek murgi market gayi ar kaha :"Ek
anda dena
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Salesman :"Tum anda khud kyo
nhi deti ???
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Murghi :"Mera husband kehta hai
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Jaanu 4 rupee k liye apna figure
mat kharab
karo tum

A dangerous Shayri

A dangerous Shayri-
" Nazro Se utr kr,
dil me bs gyi mere spno
ki shehzadi"
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Mere ruthne pr mere dost k sath
bhag
gyi,
kutti
Kamini,
haramzadi...

Generation effect. .

Generation effect. .
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Ek bccha ro rha tha, toh
uskimummy boli:"kyu ro rha hai
mera lal, kya chahiye.. ??
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Tofy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Beta:"bas ek sanam chahiye
ashiqui
ke liye..

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue

Remake of Om Shanti Om
dialogue
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki
tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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To exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
Re-Test abhi baki hai mere dost
:-P :-D

High Insult..

High Insult..
Teacher:" batao bacho hindi ki
pehli silent movie konsi thi..??
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Pappu:" Sir jab wo film silent thi to
aapko kaise pata chala ki wo
hindi me hai.. ??

Taang Do haramkhorr Ko

Mujrim Ko Fansi Ki Saza Sunane Ke Baad Judge Ne
Us Se Puchha
Judge: “Koi Akhiri Khawish ??
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Mujrim: “Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold,
Apple I- Phone, 100 Crore Rupaye, U.S.A Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon Trip, 6-7 Bacche Jo Aapko Nana-Nana
Aur Mujhe Papa-Papa Kahe,
Aur Main Unki Shaadi Karwa
Doon, Uske Baad Aap Jo Bhi FaislaDogeMujhe Manjoor Hoga'
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Judge Zor Se Haste Hue Bola:“ abe saale Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,Taang Do haramkhorr Ko 

Abhi Ke Abhi":p :O :D

पप्पू की दबंगई

पप्पू दबंग देखकर स्कूल में आया तो मास्टर जी बोले, "बेटा तुम्हारे सारे उत्तर तो गलत हैं नंबर दें तो कहाँ?"

पप्पू: कमाल है मास्टर जी, नंबर ही तो मांग रहे हैं, चुप चाप दे दो, वर्ना हम थप्पड़ मार के भी ले सकते हैं।

मास्टर: बदतमीज़।

पप्पू: बदतमीज़ से याद आया आपके पापा कैसे हैं?

मास्टर: निकल जा मेरी क्लास से।

पप्पू: चुपचाप से नंबर दे दो वर्ना उत्तर पुस्तिका में इतने छेद करेंगे कि कंफ्यूज हो जाओगे कि नंबर कहाँ दें और जीरो कहाँ दें।