Life is like a Wife

Love is Life ,

Life is like a Wife ,

Wife is like a Knife , and

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Knife is the End of Life 

Height of technical overdose

Height of technical overdose.

A computer software engineer was falling from roof of a building,
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and shouting F1, F1, F1, Instead of help, help, help!

A kid gets zero in a paper

A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks:Whats this? 

Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried.

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles

Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

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Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

Extra Ordinary Stunt

Change cannot be found

"Change Cannot Be Found,instead Change Must Be Brought By You." Superb Lines spoken by some person ...






























(Canteen Wala) means. . . . . . . . . . . . Meherbani Karke Khule Paise De..

Some Facts About Rajnikant

- Rajnikant's next film's heroine is . . . . born.. Thanks to Aishwariya.

- Thank God, Why This Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush. If it was sung by his father-in-law Rajnikanth, it could have been our national anthem now!.

- Rajnikanth at his very best: He knows those two persons... . . . . Who shake hands in Nokia cell phones..!!

- What publicity Shahrukh managed to get for Ra-One in 3 months, Kolaveri got it in just 5 Days! After all...who is DHANUSH?

- The Secret behind Sachin's Success has finally been Revealed: The Name of Sachin's Mom is RAJNI Tendulkar ... Do i need 2 say anything else.


- In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying via India & they died... . .. Why??? .. . . Abe Rajnikanth nai, hawa me chalayi gabbar ki 3 goliyo ko yaad kar.


- DHOOM 3- John, Hrithk and Aamir on BIKE with speed of 200 km/hr . . . & . . .. Rajnikant overtakes them with Bicycle and says "Beta Save Fuel...Use cycle":


- Once a beggar was singing on a road. Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments. Today that beggar is known as.. . . "Bappi Lehri...":


- Rajnikanth bought a new road roller, Do you know why..? . .. . .. To iron his clothes...


- Rajnikant power!!! The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN, ... was less then.... ... ... ... ... parking collection of ROBOT..!!!


- Galileo used moon light to study, Einstein used candle to study, Newton used lamp to study but the GREAT RAJNI used only AGARBATTI to study.


- Micheal Jordan to Rajni: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?


 - Mind blasting Rajnikanth fact.. ... Rajnikanth was born on 30 February. since then February decided not to give this date to anybody else.


- Ek baar Rajnikanth khana banane jwalamukhi par gaya, ... & he got shocked.. ... ... ... Becoz main waha already papad sek raha tha. - Saala ab to had ho gayi? ... kaun saala ye likh ke bhej raha hai... ... ... ... Ki... RAJNIKANT ne apne maa baap ko paida kiya..

This is our Society?

A Japani came to INDIA...!

A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
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Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....

Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….

Teri hasi par saari Jawaani Luta Doonga….
Wah Wah…
Teri hasi par, saari jawaani Luta Doonga…..
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Daya, wahi ruk jao.. Warna mai Goli Chalaa Doonga .

Volume kam kar varna papa jag jayega

Volume kam kar varna papa jag jayega…wah! wah!.
Arrey volume kam kar varna papa jag jayega….
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ACP-”DAYA JALDI BHAGO VARNA KHOONI HAAT SE NIKALJAYEGA!”..

Water or Sky Ka Color Blue Hai.

Water or Sky Ka Color Blue Hai.
wah wah.
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Water or Sky Ka Color Blue Hai.
wah wah .
Dr.Salunkhe Says : IsS Lash Ko To Swine Flu Hai.

hum pe yeh itne jokes kaun bana raha hai

Chanchal Chandani ko Chaand satta raha hai..
Chanchal Chandani ko Chaand satta raha hai..
Daya zara pata karo hum pe yeh itne jokes kaun bana raha hai.

Sun sahiba sun, Pyar ki dhun

Sun sahiba sun, Pyar ki dhun..
sun sahiba sun,pyar ki dhun..
abhijeet says-omg,usi jagah par ek aur khoon..

Gam-e zindagi ne har dum aansu diye hai

Gam-e zindagi ne har dum aansu diye hai..
Gam-e zindagi ne har dum aansu diye hai…sir,lagat hai dono khoon 1 hi aadmi ne kiye hai.

Mere grdan me dard

Mere grdan me dard aur gale me kharash h,
Wah wah..
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Mere gardan me dard aur gale me kharash hai,
wah wah
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Oh My God, Daya, yahape ek Laash hai!

Dopahar ka waqt hai,

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah….
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai….

Recharge Free Your Mobile

Hey people…..If u have a cell phone,
Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process. Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card absolutely free.
Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make anyone a fool!

I got this information from a collegue from office, teaching me how to recharge my handset every month for free.

I am going to share this to all of you. Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:
Applicable for AIRTEL users only ,sorry
for other users and it is done illegally of course. But there are many things that are illegal in this world.
But then who cares. Don’t worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this.

Us nay kaha aur dabao

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . 
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Usne utari saree…

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195

It's the things that satisfies your mind

It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Interesting line on girl's T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Leave Application by a cute child.....

Leave Application by a cute child.....


O Master ji, when I cum,,
 rain chum chhum,leg My Fisla, 
 I gira Dham Neche My bag & upr was hm, 
Is liye  2day , I not Cum.

Contact DAYA on daya@CID.com

In life we sometimes feel that all doors r closed.
if this happens to u,.
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Contact DAYA on daya@CID.com,sony TV...,
He is an expert in breaking doors....