Yasomati maiya se

Yasomati maiya se bole nandlala radha Q FAIR & LOVLY 
me Q JINGALALa?
BOli muskati maiya sun mere lala ,uska babu paise wala to gaon ka gwala, so u r Kala...

ox: kya bolti to?

ox: kya bolti to?
cow : kya main bolo ?
ox : sun
cow : suna
ox : ati kya goshala?
cow: kya karo, aake main goshala ?
ox : Mundi hilaenge, ghas chabenge,gobar felaenge or kya...

Girl : Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Girl : Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho ?
boy : Bolo kya kru  ?
Girl : Mere liye chand la sakte ho?
boy : phir kya EID tere baap ko dekh ker manayenge....

Tiger and her baby

Tiger & her baby
Resting under the tree!

suddenly a deer
Passess very fast
!
Baby Asked :
What was that??

Tiger smiled &said:
"FAST FOOD"